This morning I had to make a crucial decision. On my own. Without the critical and necessary help of Mayor Bloomberg. Ultimately, I decided I would go with crunchy peanut butter over smooth. We will just have to see how it goes.
My point is this: Blooberg doesn’t understand what it means to be a free people, and the role of government. So, he needs a big fat helping of an Alinsky tactic - ridicule. Would be great to see people from all over the country calling into Albany to ask Bloomerg help us ‘critical’ life decisions:
1. Should I wear sunblock today?
2. How do I pick a wine to go with this cheese?
3. Is it starve a cold or a flu?
4. I’m sweating, it it a sign of global warming or am I just hot?
5. Can I use ‘buttery topping’ from the movie theater to lube the 5 round clip in my handgun, or is extra virgin olive oil a more healthy choice?
Hell, he could even ask the question my wife asks that I can NEVER get right: Do these shoes go with this? Give Bloomie a toll-free number and staff of fellow masterminds to figure all this out.
FRiend you have just made my day.
As the Guinness ads say “BRILLIANT”!