“I don’t keep those things in my bedroom, if that is where I was “trapped”.”
Right now I have something that was mysteriously lost in a tragic boating accident, my choice of clubs, (I recommend the 5 iron), a screwdriver, both bleach and ammonia.
They all just recently came in handy and the perp is in jail. End result - cracked a toenail. :)
Damn those boating accidents! Sorry to hear about your toenail though.
I pray for your quick recovery! =)