“On the Twelfth day of Blackout, the Freepers gave to me:
Twelve Freepers freeping,
Eleven trolls a-weeping,
Ten admins banning,
Nine Freepettes swooning,
Eight pimps a-spamming,
Seven posts a-locking,
Six mods a-blocking...
FIIIIVE GOLD-EN THREADS...
Four classic posts,
Three stuned beebers,
Two nuked accounts...
and a hamster runs the server faaaaarm!”
The Hamster is on Meth
Instant classic!