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To: Sensei Ern

But what happens when they come knocking on our doors to confiscate our poptarts? Should we shoot them with a poptart? Should we eat the poptart? Should we toast them and then yell, “You’re going to have to pry my nice warm poptart from my cold dead hand!”

We’re going to have to prepare for that day! ;-)


7 posted on 03/07/2013 6:57:26 PM PST by Right Wing Assault (Dick Obama is more inexperienced now than he was before he was elected.)
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To: Right Wing Assault

Tell them you switched to Toaster Strudel!


8 posted on 03/07/2013 7:08:16 PM PST by TigersEye (The irresponsible should not be leading the responsible.)
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To: Right Wing Assault

Eat the poptart in front of them and then tell them they can have it a few hours later...


16 posted on 03/07/2013 9:03:56 PM PST by TEXOKIE (We must surrender only to our Holy God and never to the evil that has befallen us.)
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