We broke their city digging around for Weapons of Mass Destruction (WMD) but didn’t find any. Now we have to rebuild their nation with the money we borrow from China.
Doesn’t it make you proud to be an American?
WE live in a banana republic, but don’t have to pick any bananas. Even our tomatoes come from Mexico.
OMG your tagline had me giggling so hard the people from the next offices came over to see what was so funny!