[The Sons of Liberty]

I’ve long believed that rat meat was the coming source of protein. Rats can be raised easily, they breed wildly and they eat anything. I say this because, in addition to the quota of horsemeat that will be included, rat meat (along with rat droppings no doubt) will probably be included in your “printed” burger.

[HomeAtLast]

I’ve long believed that rat meat was the coming source of protein. Rats can be raised easily, they breed wildly and they eat anything.

Aye, but do they go quietly into that good night? And do we want to eat what eats anything?

Larry, Darryl, Darryl, pick up the phone...