A man was convinced that someone in his church stole his bicycle so he told his pastor that he believed someone in the church stole his bicycle. So the Pastor says “I know what I will do I will preach on the 10 commandments next sunday and whoever stole your bicycle will surely run down the aisle and confess to stealing your bicycle”. Well the pastor preached his sermon and no one came running down the aisle to confess to stealing the bicycle and he even noticed his friend got up and left half way thru the sermon. So he calls and friend up and asks why did you leave during the sermon. His friend says “well when you said ‘thou shalt not commit adultry’ I remembered where I left my bicycle”.
Welcome to the Canteen, fkabuckeyesrule, and a Blessed Lord’s Day to you and yours.
At least the Pastor knows his friend was listening to the sermon. LOL!!