we’ve said it a billion times for other dumb-ass stuff - take your kids out of the government schools.
“we’ve said it a billion times for other dumb-ass stuff - take your kids out of the government schools.”
Why should anyone listen to you? Here are their rationalizations:
1) MY public schools are just wonderful, it’s those public schools on the other side of the tracks that stink.
2) Our public school teachers are great people. Why, some even go to church every week.
3) We still have religion in our schools. The kids can sneak to the john, sit on the toilet seat, and pray for 15 seconds. Those bad people from the city will NEVER violate our wonderful school.
4) All of the private schools are crappy.
5) The possibility of living in a smaller house, a less upscale neighborhood, or, heaven forbid, an apartment, will scar my children for life.
...and the REAL REASONS for sending their kids to public school:
1) That boat!!! I want it so badly
2) I want an even bigger plasma
3) I won’t be able to stick my nose up at my neighbors
4) My career, my career, it will be RUINED if I stay home with the kids.
5) I need to get away from the little brats anyway (maybe they wouldn’t such brats if they were not in public schools)