The thing you SHOULD have learned is that Polar Bears now have opposable thumbs and wield running Husqvarna chainsaws; that Barack Obama now fights alongside Rick Grimes and Daryl Dixon in the zombie apocalypse; and that it is no longer safe to walk outside because of zombie kittens.
Hmm... chainsaws. IIRC, there’s a rocket-powered chainsaw graphic out there in demotivational-poster land. That could work quite well as the basis of a new Sequesterpocalypgeddon image.
I thought it was that Honey Boo Boo had taught Joe Biden the Harlem Shake.
YES, but the question we are all asking ourselves now is, “This is all well and good, but WILL THE ZOMBIE KITTENS LEARN TO USE THE HUSQVARNA CHAINSAWS NOW THAT IT IS DAY FIVE???????”
I for one demand an answer.