[kosciusko51]

With apologies to Mac Davis:

“Oh Lord it’s hard to be humble
When you’re perfect in every way.
I can’t wait to look in the mirror
‘cos I get better looking each day

To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man.

O Lord it’s hard to be humble
But I’m doing the best that I can.”

[TomGuy]

Mac Davis’s song came to mind as soon as I read the headline for this thread.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvdOPUj98Aw

[Eleutheria5]

To the tune of Oczyn Czornia

I’m a humble guy.
I eat humble pie.
Every word I say
Is an outright lie.

I’m a humble guy.
I eat humble pie.
Can’t get humbler
Though L-d knows I try.

I’m a humble guy.
I eat humble pie.
If the GOP
Dares to defy me
I’ll retaliate,
But do so humble-le-le-le-le-ly.