[Lonesome in Massachussets]

I remember Berlin when it was divided

I can hear Joseph Cotten's voice in the background, "I never knew the old Vienna before the war, with its Strauss music, its glamour and easy charm - Constantinople suited me better..."

[Buckeye McFrog]

This story reminds me of a fat American CEO I once knew who, after a seven day visit to Bombay, came back and addressed an audience of Indian businessmen telling them “everything about India you need to know”.