The is the best story they could come up with at fogbow.
Nauti, nauti
Dang, that’s right. I mocked up a copy of the Washington Times, inserted it into their system, changed the logs and got all the dates right just in time to post it here but it wasn’t enough to fool your vice-like intellect.
I know nothing will change your mind but don’t worry, I didn’t post it for your benefit.