I can't wait to see the faces on those Russian cops when an Imperial Probe Droid pops out of that crater and figures out its NOT on Hoth!
There are so many ways we could play this, but let's just say that they're really going to be surprised when they discover that the circus has come to town!
Paging agents Fox Mulder and Dana Scully.
BECAREFUL!!! it could be the BLOB!!! This is how it all started.
Beware of the blob, it creeps
And leaps and glides and slides
Across the floor
Right through the door
And all around the wall
A splotch, a blotch
Be careful of the blob