He was supposed to be Jewish which is clearly not the case based on the evidence. If you examine closely the err a well...
ya know...
Which reminds me of the joke about a famous Rabbi. He had performed hundreds of circumcisions over his career and always saved the foreskins. One day, someone worked up the courage to ask him what he had done with them.
"Ah," replied the Rabbi, "I make these most wonderful wallets."
"May I see one of these wonderful wallets?," asked his questioner.
"Sure" said the Rabbi presenting him with a fine sample.
"The stitching and workmanship is of excellent quality," said the questioner. "Is that why they are so wonderful?"
"No," said the Rabbi, "They are wonderful because when you rub them long enough, they turn into a briefcase!"