We need a sotu drinking game:
“fair share” - 1 shot
“responsible” - 2 shots
“inherited” - the whole bottle
Others?
Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel , “Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land.”
Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, “Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land.”
Today, Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!
I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc .... I called a Suicide Hotline. I had to press 1 for English. I was connected to a call center in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck...... Folks, America is screwed.
“It’s a seductive theory, and the press will believe it”
He’s got you where he wants you
Girl, you’ve gotta face reality
Rap, rap, rap
They call him the Rapper
Rap, rap, rap
You know what he’s after
Rap, rap, rap
They call him the Rapper
“Ha ha ha, that’s good, that’s really funny tumblindice.
Let me be clear, make no mistake about it, you know what?
The media are my bitches, yeah .... heh.”
President Shamwow
Using my balanced approach we will be able to steal more of your money(Er., I mean collect revenues)This will allow us to continue with unlimited spending. also, we need to talk daily about guns so we can ignore Benghazi, Sequester, Taxes, job losses, etc..
To sum up, I will say the word “FOLKS” several times in conjunction with the phrase “MAIN STREET” to pretend I am one of the masses. All the while, I couldn’t care less who you are and whether you live or die!