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To: Doogle

This is the reason I never go on cruises. The ship stalls out, and it gets surrounded by giant squids, man-eating clams, cannibals and sharks. Drunken passengers fall on the deck, slide into the sea and get eaten. It’s not my idea of a good ending.


12 posted on 02/11/2013 4:57:28 AM PST by sergeantdave (The FBI has declared war on the Marine Corps)
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To: sergeantdave
And EVERY cruise starts out just like a disaster movie, people all happy and excited.

I wouldn't be able to ignore the obvious sense of impending doom.

13 posted on 02/11/2013 5:00:32 AM PST by Trailerpark Badass (So?)
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To: sergeantdave

I think that movie was on last week.


15 posted on 02/11/2013 5:29:34 AM PST by Eric in the Ozarks (NRA Life Member)
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To: sergeantdave
This is the reason I never go on cruises. The ship stalls out, and it gets surrounded by giant squids, man-eating clams, cannibals and sharks. Drunken passengers fall on the deck, slide into the sea and get eaten. It’s not my idea of a good ending.

That’s a little melodramatic. Usually the ship loses power, no more running water and bathrooms don’t work, then four thousand people jammed into a big sardine can spend several hot sweaty days having no good place to poop. More likely than the horror movie scenario, and probably just as pleasant. I’d rather be eaten by man-eating clams.

27 posted on 02/11/2013 7:01:16 AM PST by DE50AE
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To: sergeantdave

My mom was on a cruise in the 1970s that ran aground on some sand in the Bahamas. They were stuck for a couple of days and they had to helicopter liquor in.


35 posted on 02/11/2013 1:20:48 PM PST by Bubba Ho-Tep ("More weight!"--Giles Corey)
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