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To: ConservativeStatement

A little trick I learned was to add the words “in bed” to the end of any fortune cookie saying.


3 posted on 02/10/2013 8:31:15 AM PST by dfwgator
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To: dfwgator
From another post: Mommy, the cookie says my dinner comes with “Happy Ending” ... ?

Happy Ending (in bed)!

Hey, I'll have to remember that.

9 posted on 02/10/2013 8:53:15 AM PST by JohnG45
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It so works.

Even if the first time I heard it, my fortune was, “All is not lost.”


10 posted on 02/10/2013 8:55:15 AM PST by pleasedontzotme
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I remember you writing that here once, it’s a hilarious idea and we had lots of fun with it.


16 posted on 02/10/2013 9:09:36 AM PST by Shimmer1 (No matter how cynical I get, I just can't keep up.)
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A little trick I learned was to add the words “in bed” to the end of any fortune cookie saying.

That's funny until the eighteen year old girl where you work has to read her fortune: "The first and greatest love is self love..."

Then it becomes freakin' hilarious.

Fortunately she was a good sport rather than the type who complained about sexual harassment.

24 posted on 02/10/2013 10:04:47 AM PST by KarlInOhio (Choose one: the yellow and black flag of the Tea Party or the white flag of the Republican Party.)
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Our family ending is .....between the sheets. Also makes some of those ‘fortunes’ real knee-slappers!


28 posted on 02/10/2013 10:49:54 AM PST by The FIGHTIN Illini
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I had a friend in college that did that for polygraphs, but he added “In Church” mentally to every question. He never failed one, and he truly had never done stuff like smoked pot, in church...


31 posted on 02/10/2013 11:34:31 AM PST by Axenolith (Government blows, and that which governs least, blows least...)
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