My family often gets Chinese take out. We get a kick out of the “English as a second language” phrases that we find in the cookies they include in the order.
There was a very good Chinese restaurant in Winston-Salem and the owners were so cute. They learned English when they got here and when we picked up our to-go orders and were leaving, they all said in unison,
And, unfortunately, I have never gotten a risque fortune in a fortune cookie.