Your ignorance is an obscenity.
Here's your opportunity to redeem yourself:
1. When was the last cost of living increase for federal government employees?
2. List the details of outrageous federal government employee benefits and pensions.
All those federal government employees out there in Afghanistan on patrol. Dodging those deadly staplers. Roughing it out in those air conditioned offices. Sometimes, they even have to put up with soup that is not hot enough.
“My chair squeaks! Can I get disability for that?”