[Obadiah]

Really kinda hard to get my sympathies stirred. Did the victims have any scissors handy? How about any objects to pitch?

NY city, like Chicago and Detroit are obelisks to Liberalism!

[jda]

Did the victims have any scissors handy?

Three questions:

1) Is it legal to carry concealed scissors in NY?

2) Is there a limit on the size of the scissors you can carry?

3) Is there a limit on how many scissors you can carry?

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

I like your analogy of NY, Chicago and Detroit to “obelisks to Liberalism”.

Can I translate? These cities are more like “limp phallic symbols to law and order” or in street vernacular, “ball-less pricks”.

And some parts of these cities remind me of the pictures of my colon. You can fill in the rest of the image.