This seems like overkill to me. After all they can issue scissors to all the teachers!
They can even bring in the seamstress union, and put a brigade of PMSing sewing ladies with scissors in the lobby. (That would make me think twice...)
Sorry for the humor, the sexual stereotypes, the insensitivity, etc., ...everything that I’m ‘sposed to be sorry for, then I’m sorry for it.
/sarc
PS: I won’t be intimidated at all with scissoring LGBTs
Ditto /sarc
wow, padre. LOL!