I refer to him as Juan the Moron.
I installed a new TVRO this past year, and was happy that it had FOX News and NO PMSNBC or CNN.
Recently, however, I cut back on watching FOX, as I see too many shots of Obozo, then I have to be insulted by seeing fatso Beckel and Juan, who always looks like a deer in the headlights.
GOD HELP AMERICA.
So cool you got your big dish rigged up in that foreign land :)