at underground uranium facility But, Bendy, we... 
saw the explosion up here!
Listen up, boys and girls, what really happened... 
is stranger than fiction:
I'll tell ya, Captain, if Obama is gutless... 
me and my boys will solve the problem ourselves--
Okay, men... 
get into attack formation.
There she is. The Fordow complex... 
and we are here to make it go boom.
This is for all of us... 
who own 'assault rifles' and .44 Mags!
...
...
...
As one of the 200 some workers at Fordow, I can positively attest... 
that absolutely nothing happened there at all!
We all escaped, but the Ayatollah... 
put us under Obamacare--
No matter what the Drive By Media says, you got the straight truth... 
right here--