[MasterGunner01]

It can't be true — Obongo promised me free health care and an’ a Obamaphone. Whadda ya mean I gots to PAY for it? Not fair, not fair!

I can hear the low information voters squawking now. Bless their poor little hearts.

[Right Wing Assault]

Obongo promised me free health care

Oh, don't worry. You'll get your health care. He didn't say anything about who was going to provide it, though.

Doctors and nurses will be replaced by retirees from the USPS, unions, the TSA, and the Bureau of Motor Vehicles. They will be given a two-week course in first aid.