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To: MinorityRepublican

Seagulls are crazy birds. I remember reading the account of one man, who rescued a baby seagull. He wrapped it up and put it in his trunk, so he could take it to a bird sanctuary. Ever since then, it has returned and spends its day watching for this man and attacks him on sight.

The man has been unsuccessful in disguising himself in wigs and different hats.


4 posted on 01/27/2013 5:48:28 PM PST by Jonty30 (What Islam and secularism have in common is that they are both death cults.)
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To: Jonty30
Took my right hand man to the seashore for lunch....Ba***** smiled and threw a piece of bread out the window and thousands of seagulls descended.

No more being the good guy. He packs his lunch now.

9 posted on 01/27/2013 6:01:05 PM PST by Sacajaweau
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Nasty birds.

Sea pigeons.


12 posted on 01/27/2013 6:20:52 PM PST by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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