City made safe by Officer Cold and Officer Freeze.
Who-da-thunk-it? Global Cooling as a murder deterrent.
How cold is it?
It’s so cold that the democrats have their hands in their OWN pockets
Now, can I be president of the USA, too?
Warm weather to be outlawed. Climate change is a solution, not a problem. Lord be praised!!
Cold shmold... this is just proof that Cuomo’s gun ban is working! /sarc
“Three dead, four wounded in overnight violence” (in Chicago)
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2982112/posts
New Yorkers just aren’t trying hard enough...
Clearly, this indicates that the poor and underprivileged do not have adequate access to proper winter clothing. Therefore Governor Cuomo needs to institute a program to insure that the poor have access to winter clothing, including mittens with trigger fingers. (I recall being issued mittens with index fingers in the Army.)
Clearly, this indicates that the poor and underprivileged do not have adequate access to proper winter clothing. Therefore Governor Cuomo needs to institute a program to insure that the poor have access to winter clothing, including mittens with trigger fingers. (I recall being issued mittens with index fingers in the Army.)
This is misleading; the bodies haven’t started to smell yet due to the cold.
There hasn’t been a murder here in a couple years and I can’t even remember when there was a gun involved. It was in the 80s yesterday.