[RoosterRedux]

I have thousands of rounds of 22 LR...and an abundant supply of friendly squirrels (who I fed for five years). I can feed a small army. I also have fire and water.

Down to the basics...but ready for what is coming next.

If I only had enough toilet paper? Guess one can't have everything.;-)

[Jonty30]

Get yourself three sea shells. :)

[1malumprohibitum]

get a bidet or a bidet toilet seat. no toilet paper needed.