” It’s the “Oh, you haven’t been to Europe?””
I can’t stomach that bunch.
When someone tries to impress me by saying “I’ve been to Europe and...” or variations on the theme - I cut them off and ask “Which part...the part whose ass we kicked or the part whose ass we saved?” (With thanks to P.J. O’Rourke)
“I cut them off and ask “Which part...the part whose ass we kicked or the part whose ass we saved?””
Nice touch. I will be using that one in the future.