>>(Marriott Plat Premiere here<<
Wow! I lost Plat Premier a few years ago. I am hanging on to Plat Elite by my fingernails but if this year is like most others I’ll Be Platinum for Life (2 million points and I am at 1.8 million).
Plat Premier is so cool — a non-published level that means you get sexual favors from the cute ones who work in housekeeping. I always appreciated that after a hard day of travel.
I can relate to no being sure of what city you are in - I don't even really care until I get off the plane and head to car rental. I have too many airport on autopilot. As long as I don't change more than one time zone per day.
I really don't remember that unpublished benefit of being Plat Premiere - but then you did mention that the extra services are performed by the “cute” ones.
I have enough troubles, and my wife has never seen “Up In The Air” ...