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Speaking of Pelosi here is a good one (I have to email this to her):

“A few years ago I was crossing the street - (50th st and 11th avenue in Manhattan for all of you who must know.) And as I was crossing, this truck made a right turn onto 50th and knocked me to the ground and cracked my skull.

As I was out, my heart stopped and I stopped breathing. I was dead for 4 minutes until the ambulance came and revived me.

But in that time while I was dead, I was mistakenly sent to hell. I found myself in a large stadium with millions of people all facing Satan who was giving a sermon in a lake of fire.

Suddenly an usher came up and told me my seat was way in the back, the very last row. When I asked him why, he explained everyone is seated according to how evil they were in life.

He said the row of people before me was all the people who helped Hitler get to power.

The row before them are all the people who helped Stalin.

The row before them is all the people who helped Mao.

I then saw that the seats in the very front row were engulfed in flame, and Satan was vomiting the most horrible green acidic slime that could ever be imagined on top of the people sitting there.

When I asked who those people where the usher said:

Those are the people who kept reelecting Nancy Pelosi.”

LOL!