I mean, after all...
...you can only Deer with a “deer rifle”
...you can only hunt hogs with a “hog rifle”
...you can only hunt goose and turkey with a shotgun
... and only “assault rifles” were made for “killing and only killing!!!” (You have to say that part with your voice rising to a near-hysterical shriek, full of righteous liberal anger...and then end it with “Our Children!!!!!” so da wimmin folk voters get good an lathered up).
It’s how it works, after all...
Back in my misspent youth, I had grandpa’s 32 Special out one day and discorporated a squirrel. Since we know that a gun like that is made for somewhat different uses, I was unsurprised when the bits of flesh reformed into a squirrel and it went on it’s merry way.
Proof positive that once designated to a certain category, a gun can only do that thing and none other.
So it’s obvious that without assault weapons, assaults will immediately cease.
Praise Obama and his wisdom!