What about the list of stuff the TSA stole?
TSA agent foils terrorist team attempting to board airplane.A group of terrorists all wearing identical sweaters with the motto Al-Gebra Team on thier backs tried to board a plane headed to Ma.They claimed they were a highschool math class headed for a mathematics competition.The TSA agent saw the Al-Gebra words on thier letter jackets and captured them before boarding.Obama praised the agent in a speach saying everyone will be much safer once we defeat Al-Gebra once and for all.