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...Through the gloom and the smoke I faintly saw a shape lounging in the chair that previously had been occupied by a troll.
The figure was lazily waving a length of pipe in its off hand, some strange smoking device in the other.
The device said in large letters “Beeber Like Debice” down the side of the threatening looking form.
Small flecks of ash crunched and crumbled under foot as I was making my way backwards out the door, a coughing fit overcame me.

“Leaving? I so rarely get visitors.” the figure in the chair leaned forward, it had a name tag that read “Sidebar Mod.”
I stammered, coughed a few smoke rings, and contented myself with staying put.
“I also rarely get let out of the holding area. I dunno why.”

And with that, Sidebar waved the pipe around as the building came undone in a titanic explosion.
My last thought as unconsciousness overcame me was, “Obviously they're showboating with the pyrotechnics on this one.”