[crosshairs]

No description of the perps, so one must assume they were under the usual Amish identity protection program.

[AD from SpringBay]

You took the cynicism right out of my mouth. They might have been at-risk youth despondent with the unfairness so obviously displayed at the retail level.

[Sarah Barracuda]

The suspects were obviously Amish/sarc
The media refuses to say the suspects were black, surprise surprise.

[funfan]

I found it odd that the pers were said to have guns but the was a victim stabbed maybe it was a bayonet.

[Wings-n-Wind]

No description of the perps, so one must assume they were under the usual Amish identity protection program.

***************

The thugs stabbed one of the 14 Nordstrom Rack employees and sexually assaulted another...

**************

They described them as best they could...
....in Left Coast journo-speak... jmho....

My thoughts went to 14 people assaulted, held against their will with one stabbed and one sexual crime...
...And NO ONE had CCW....

It took the local LEO'S (God bless 'em)....
With all their procedures and strict protocol THREE HOURS to solve the puzzle....
...And they missed the perps completely....

We don't need no steeenkin' 2nd Amendment...

END = [SARCASM]

[elkfersupper]

When seconds count, the po-po are only 3 hours away.

[Bon mots]

The SWAT team are a bunch of useless turds.
This was the best they could do?

Some vicious blacks were stabbing and raping people, they knew where, and it took them three hours?

The cowards waited until they were done?
If they saw a dog it would have went down differently.

[sheik yerbouty]

“Honor students” most likely..

[sergeantdave]

How do you surround a building and the perps get away? Maybe they disguised themselves as a box of doughnuts and they’re melting frosting on the backseat of a squad car.

Remember, these are the fearsome 80 IQ Rambos that some on FR believe will disarm 100 million Americans.

Surrender your guns, peon.
How about I give you a jelly doughnut instead?
Okay.