And I love the last two paragraphs:
"I was just sitting in my living room, I had a gentleman walk up on my front porch. He's in his underwear, he's all bloody, he's got a rope around his neck," the caller said.
"He was claiming that somebody was trying to kill him and just about that time there was a pick up truck coming down the road. It kind of caught me real off guard."
from http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2013/01/ex-wife-drags-man-behind-truck-gets-arrested/