LOL great post. This reminds me of something I read about years ago that turned out to be an urban myth but also gets the point across effectively. A retired Air Force Col. while on the board of directors for the Boy Scouts was interviewed by phone by some bimbo from the BBC about an upcoming annual jamboree. She asked the colonel about the events that would take place, and he explained that they planned softball and basketball tournaments, seminars on conservation and survival skills in the wilderness, as well as target and skeet shooting. The reporterette interrupted him and asked, “you mean with real guns?”, to which he replied, “Absolutely”. “Isn’t that dangerous?” she asked, as she was becoming unnerved. The colonel explained that the kids will go through training and take safety courses with NRA-certified instructors. He tried to assure this ditz that none of the boys would so much as lay a finger on any of the guns until they know and can demonstrate how to handle them safely and responsibly. The reporter then stated that “when you teach a child to shoot a gun, he becomes a potential killer!” To which the colonel quickly replied, “and when you first learned about sex, you became a potential prostitute, but you haven’t turned any tricks yet, have you?”, click, hello? HELLO?
Good one!