[cripplecreek]

Actually I think you might enjoy the movie Demolition Man. Its a liberal dream come true with disastrous results.

You see, according to Cocteau's plan, I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think; I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech and freedom of choice. I'm the kind of guy who likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecued ribs with the side order of gravy fries?" I WANT high cholesterol. I wanna eat bacon and butter and BUCKETS of cheese, okay? I want to smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section. I want to run through the streets naked with green Jell-o all over my body reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly might feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiener".

-Edgar Friendly

[JRandomFreeper]

LOL! That guy might be a cousin... But I can hang with that attitude.

I'm not so good with lime jello, but the rest has a certain appeal.

/johnny

[CSM]

I’ve been trying to remember the name of that movie for months! I keep seeing it in my every day life and just couldn’t put my finger on it...

Thank you FRiend for keeping me sane!