Yeah, I’ll bet the captain was eating Ding Dongs with a 30-ounce Coke when he wrecked the vessel...
I'll bet you're right. Ban all ding dongs and soft drinks...
You forgot lighting a cigarette, putting on mascara (Hey, it’s New York), & changing the station on the radio.
I like ferries. As long as they’re short & I’m not the first car.