[Uncle Miltie]

I demand that homeowners register all their rocks!

Landscapers need a Federal Granitic Dealer License.

There needs to be a limit on the number of rocks a person can carry on them.

Concealed Rock Carry Permits must be instituted!

[green pastures]

Gee, when this is implemented, we’ll have you to thank...

;-)

[Mrs. Don-o]

Obviously. I’d take that for granite.