[Bob]

As a former drunken sailor, I must point out two differences:

1. We were spending our own money.

2. We would stop when we ran out.

[Olog-hai]

I daresay that “What shall we do with the lefty politicians . . . ear-lye in the morning” doesn’t have the same ring to it.

[IamConservative]

As a former drunken sailor, I must point out two differences:

1. We were spending our own money.

2. We would stop when we ran out.

That's funny right there.