[Libloather]

“Yeah, it was almost like a sitcom the way we lived in the ’70s. She was in her 20s, she was hot."

She was in her 20s - and this idiot remembers this as a sitcom? He may have been, what, ten?

[a fool in paradise]

He also claims his mother's "boyfriends" took him out at night on the town to R&B clubs where he'd drink Shirley Temples (which he called James Bonds).