I remember the conversation Wilt had with Nixon in the early 70’s. Apparently during that time there was no Viagra and Tricky Dick was having some difficulty with the little lady.
Nixon asked Wilt for some advice. Wilt told Nixon that when he entered the bedroom, to get undressed and bang his little Nixon against the bedpost 3 times. That would get him ready.
So after a rough day dealing with the Watergate committee, Nixon was feeling a bit naughty. Pat was asleep and Nixon thought he would try out the new technique.
So Nixon undressed walked up to the bed and Bang Bang Bang. Startled, Pat wakes up and says, “Wilt, is that you?”
Dude, that is like the funniest joke ever told.
On Wilt's bench it was overheard, "Hey, Wilt, I'm open."
On the opposing side, it was overheard, "Hey, who is covering Wilt?"
But Nixon should have used LBJ's line when climbing into the sack with a mistress: "Move over, this is your President."