It is with great sadness, but to follow the words of The Prophet (Piss Be Upon Him!) that I will now remove my Gold Qur’anic nipple rings (with a Hadith engraved on each.)
I got them on sale at Sam’s Club for $49.95 a piece. I will sell them and buy rather a silver neckchain with an image of Mohammed embracing his pet goat (the goat that became his fourth wife.)
I should have known better than to wear gold that had been made into JEWelry.