Years ago I knew a cop who pulled over a teenage girl for speeding. The first thing she said was “I work at McDonald’s and you know we give you free hamburgers, don’t you?”
The cop said “You’ve never given me a free one because I don’t accept them.” Then he wrote her a ticket.
“The cop said “You’ve never given me a free one because I don’t accept them.” Then he wrote her a ticket.”
Well, there is always that 10% who don’t get the memo. :-)