That reminds me.
One day an old couple are walking in the park, when an over flying bird hauls off and plops one on the old lady.
She yells “Quick! give me a piece of toilet paper!”
The old mans dryly responds “What the hell for? that bird’s 1/4 mi away by now.”
I'm gonna enjoy that DD coffee ya left after the party...if I can find a coffee grinder!