“I think that we’re being pretty hard on poor old Hillary. I think we should all get together and buy her a get well present. Maybe a chia pet or one of those magic coloring pen kits. You know, something tasteless and cheap....like her husband.”
Maybe a remote controlled lock for the zipper of Bill’s pants....she’d probably like that.
Get her one of these Assault Weapons Coloring Books and a box of black crayons ....
http://www.coloring-pages-book-for-kids-boys.com/army-coloring-picture.html
She’ll love that !