[Vaquero]

Sold my Dakota (pickup, not state or C-47 as Brit plane). Got a great price. From Craig’s list. Usually wear sidearm when making Craigslist deals though.

Sperm? Not for sale. And the wife sez I can’t donate any either.

[Vigilanteman]

Smart wife. The guy (and his wife's) first mistake was to have any sympathy for a “lesbian couple.” Homos of either variety are selfish b*st*rds and notoriously promiscuous, even if they pretend otherwise.

People unable to have natural sex are unable to have natural affection either. It follows that they are also incapable of having natural loyalties or abiding by natural contracts. They make up the rules as they go along and always to their advantage.

[MeneMeneTekelUpharsin]

And the wife sez I can’t donate any either.

Seriously...if one is having sexual relations with a lesbian, is it real sex, or artificial sex? She obviously doesn't enjoy heterosexual coitus, so is it really sex, or just pretend? If then it is artificial by nature, could he not be still considered to be the father because it can't be proved that he didn't donate directly to her instead of through the cup?

If she claims he made a direct, artificial donation to her, then she could have him pay child support. I should have been a lawyer.