A lot of information is actually public. Time to go into county records and pull copies of mortgage records with SSNs, drivers licenses, dates of birth and so on.
Depending on the source most of that can be obtained through public records.
2) Drive your pick-up to the "day laborer" section of the Home Depot parking lot.
3) Hand out the aforementioned copies to the crowd.
4) (optional) Drive home and open a cold one.