I have a suggestion, sir: stay in Scotland. Live in your fantasy world and hope like hell that none of your UK "youts" don't beat the crap out of you. I'll live here in the dreaded USA and take a chance that I can use a firearm to stop any thugs that intend to do harm to me. Too bad about you.
I will.
And of the youts tried to beat me in 2008 and got the wrong end of the result. BTW, I will also use my legally owned rifle and shotgun to defend myself.