Skip to comments.Clinton, still recovering, to be back at desk Monday (She's healed)
Posted on 12/27/2012 10:24:35 PM PST by Libloather
WASHINGTON Outgoing US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, who fell ill in early December and hasn't been seen in public since, will be back at her desk on Monday, her closest aide said.
"She's recuperating at home," and will take up her official duties again "next week" Philippe Reines wrote in brief email to AFP when asked about the health of Washington's most traveled top diplomat.
Her lengthy absence from public life has sparked claims from some of her fiercer critics that she is trying to avoid testifying in a congressional investigation into a deadly attack on a US consulate in Libya.
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She could've submitted her Benghazi answers in writing.
Perhaps getting ready for your big ‘Benghazi’ television appearance requires a thorough face-lift since prep for her 2016 run is all it would be about anyway, right?
And all the world marveled at her head wound being healed...
I love that, "fiercer critics". Yeah, like ANYBODY WITH A BRAIN!
She is suffering from a terminal case of UGLY, National Enquier says its brain cancer, but I differ.
Hey her 28 days in rehab are up so it is time to reemerge
Expect to hear a lot of “I don’t recall” from the Commie prick..she will have a excuse..she will say she got a boo boo on her head
Is she no longer concussed?
I’m still thinking it has something to do with Bill being reported to have reached out to the old girl friend.
She will claim she has no idea what a “Benghazi” is..she will say “Wait is that some kind of cocktail?”
On the upside, Hellery’s immaculate concussion has caused her to remember how the Rose Law Firm billing records magically appeared, why she kept 800 FBI files on her political opponents, and who killed Vince Foster.
It shouldn’t be allowed in public without a complete burka!!!
2. Back during the Monica Lewinsky news cycles, (and IIRC) Bill went to china, and spent an extra week or so there, patiently waiting for the news "trail" to cool down a bit. This appears to be the same strat, kinda, does it not?
"Do you believe in miracles?"
Face Lift or DeTox.?
I’ve heard that some reptiles can grow new appendages when severed from their bodies.
Have Humpty Hillary testify under oath.
Hear she’s doing the the new Intensity “Cankle” Workout and has lost about 15lbs in each cankle.
Oh, I think the occasional night when he has to be home with her they have "hall sex"....what is that? It's when they pass each other in the hall and mutter "Frack You."
Expect to hear a lot of I dont recall from the Commie prick..she will have a excuse..she will say she got a boo boo on her head>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Reopen the Vince Foster investigation. The guy shot himself in the back of the head, now thats concussion!
Huma Abedin better be looking over her shoulder.
1. I find it amusing (but not surprising) that her (alleged) husband has had nothing to say. Do they even e-mail each other?
2. Back during the Monica Lewinsky news cycles, (and IIRC) Bill went to china, and spent an extra week or so there, patiently waiting for the news “trail” to cool down a bit. This appears to be the same strat, kinda, does it not?>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
How can we even begin to mix metaphors on Hillery? This was a blow to the head , not a head for a blow.
Or maybe it was, and Bill just kept hitting her to get her off him?
Hillary’s big secret is that she has a penis and her real name is Harry.
“She’s healed!” Praise Jesus!
It was a lie like every other thing in her life.
‘will take up her official duties again “next week”’
At this stage of the game, wouldn’t her only official duties be cleaning out her desk?
There is not that much plastic surgery in the world to fix that!
Where’s Bubba? Why is he saying nothing?
Stand by for the doctor’s note that says she will be unable to testify due to the stress on her health.
I, for one cannot wait for Hillary’s testimony. It will be the best Kabuki theater since Bill’s, “The meaning of is, is” on 60 Minutes. I can see it now. Hillary in a wheel chair with bandages around her head, IV tubes and bottles dangling from the poles, at least one doctor and two nurses in a attendance. The Senators and Representatives all being very sympathetic and gentle. Then the Washington press corpse spending the next month or so telling us, how brave and heroic Ms Clinton is.
I bet she shows up at the testimony with a bike helmet on and apologizes that she won’t be able to answer any question because the concussion gave her amnesia about Benghazi but thinks she will be OK again in about three years
Festivus: The annual airing of grievances!
To rhyme: Botox...
More like Botox or Detox?
10-1 she’ll be off on a foreign trip so she can avoid testifying on Bengazhi.
It’s a miracle.
But she will probably have a note from her doctor advising her to refrain from stressful activities like raising her right hand and telling the truth about Benghazzi.
Fainting: keeled due to being totally wasted.
Bump on head: a lie. This only happens in soap operas. And even if she did hit her head, she would have been okay within minutes. It doesn’t take weeks to heal from.
Not only has it cooled down but the financial cliff crap (probably with absolutely no new input from the intransigent Precedent) will be one of the only two HOT HOT HOT stories on TV along with continued wallowing in the blood of those innocent children and their devastated parents despite no new developments there.
Quick, subpoena her and see how fast it takes for a relapse.
I’ve a feeling she was pithed like a frog by zombies years ago, but alas, jus my ‘magination.
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